Great Scott! Another visitor!
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Great Scott, another visitor!
Ahoy reader! It is I, Professor Quantum! Welcome to my little corner of cyberspace.
According to my data you’re viewing this in the 21st century, how quaint! I love the 21st century. In fact, I spend a lot of time in the 21st century running bus tours in London.
Now where did I put my pitch… Ahem:
Time Tours is an informative, fun and friendly bus tour for the discerning traveller. You’ll see all the major sites of London, and learning about the history of this fine city from a well-traveled, knowledgeable and handsome tour guide. But it’s not like any other bus tour in the city! Comedy and fun is what makes my tour totally different. And we do it all in a classic 1960s Routemaster, tweaked here and there to synchronise with my patented time traveling technology.
So don’t wallow in ignorance forever, sweet reader! Book now, and let the Titan Temporal take you on a journey through time and space!
Behold the seat of British democracy! Bowed but unbroken throughout the ages, The Houses of Parliament have weathered countless storms, from The Gunpowder Plot to The Expenses Scandal.
Resting place to the likes of Isaac Newton and Charles Darwin, the Abbey is also a popular royal wedding venue.
The storied street of Number 10, London’s premier hot property. Keep an eye out and you might see the PM making a cup of tea or having an orange.
Sitting at the top of Ludgate Hill, the distinctive dome of St Paul’s has been an iconic part of the London skyline for 300 years.
Former royal home and notorious political prison, not to mention the site of many a famous beheading.
Behold the famous raising bridge! Built in the late 19th century, Tower Bridge has become a symbol of London throughout the world.
One of London’s oldest fixtures, with a history dating back to the old Roman river crossings. Also the subject of my third favourite nursery rhyme.