Hello there, Professor Quantum of the London Time Tour Bus here. With Father’s Day coming up on the 21st of June, I wanted to write something to commemorate my ‘Dads Go Free’ event! Yes, you heard me right. Dads go free on the London Time Tour Bus on Father’s Day. How spiffing!


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lady at ascot

Hello London explorers! I’ve just got back from having tea with a friend in1711, which, coincidentally is the year Queen Anne ordered a racecourse to be built on Ascot Heath. Why is that coincidental? Well, it’s the day of Royal Ascot, of course. What’s Royal Ascot? Oh my… Alright, forget the preamble, just get in […]


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From my last trip when I visited a babe-in-arms, I’m now off to watch some football. I bet you didn’t think I’d be interested in such a frivolous game but there’s a lot you don’t yet know about me. For example, did you know I love plantain and devilled egg sandwiches? That’s a story for […]


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London’s new royal baby

Posted on May 8th, 2015

Hurrah, Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Windsor’s a girl! I knew that of course. I know the gender and species of every royal baby and future King and Queen of England for the next 10,000 years. Our lovely little bundle of regal adorableness is currently fourth in line to the throne and won’t see her royal […]


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For a professor of quantum physics, I’m a man of simple pleasures; a nice hot bath; a bowl of vanilla ice cream; reading books about trans-dimensional interstellar quantum particle theory and its applied uses in time travel and springtime. So I thought we’d take a little trip back in time to see how our ancestors celebrated […]


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Queen Elizabeth II’s Birthday

Posted on April 19th, 2015

It’s the Queen’s birthday on Tuesday 21st April, didn’t you know? Her majesty will be turning 89 years old and since I have the deepest respect for the monarchy I thought I’d hop in my trusty Routemaster, the London Time Tour Bus, to revisit some of my favourite great British queens from the past. You’re coming […]


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London Boat Race 1829 – 4736

Posted on April 10th, 2015

Boats are funny things aren’t they? I’ve always preferred London’s Routemaster buses, if I’m honest. However there’s something to be said for being able to travel across the water with the grace and speed of a hungry duck who’s just seen some bread floating atop a pond. The last time I was anywhere near water […]


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The Professor has a few things he wants to get off his chest.

This week, we have some time-tampering confessions from Professor Quantum.


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More Time Travelling Celebs!?

Posted on November 28th, 2014

What now? There are more time travelling celebrities?

Quantum sets the record straight once and for all.


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Time Travelling Celebs!?

Posted on November 14th, 2014

Celebrities have mastered time travel!?

They most certainly have not!


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The Quantum Awards

Posted on October 31st, 2014

Want to know which famous historical Briton was the best juggler?

Join Professor Quantum as he presents the inaugural Quantum Awards!


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It’s Hagfish Day?

Do hagfish even have a day!?

And what on Earth is a ‘living fossil’?


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It’s National Cycle To Work Day!

So join Professor Quantum as he takes a look at the history of the humble bicycle and um… something called ‘bicycle face’?


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Back To School: Education Throughout The Ages

Posted on August 27th, 2014

Want to know how Roman children did their sums? Fancy a look at the Spartan education system?

Join Professor Quantum as he looks at some old fashioned schoolin’!


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“What on earth is a bathing machine”, I hear you cry?

Read on, you poor unenlightened soul, and allow the Titan Temporal to soak your simple mind-sponge in the limitless waters of knowledge!


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